Rob

Englanti

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Rapu

Hoikka

6' 1 (1.85 m)

Ruskea

Valkoihoinen

Naimaton

Ei

Kyllä

Hymy

Lävistetty... Mutta vain korvista, Tarkasti paikoitettu Tatuointi, Näkyvä Tatuointi

Tummanruskea

Koira

Ei

Jonkin verran Lukiota

Kokopäiväinen

Ruoka / Ravintola

Chef

$45,000USD - $59,999USD

Lemmikin / Lemmikeiden kanssa

Ystävät vierailevat satunnaisesti

Kyllä - Usein

Kyllä - Seurassa

Syrjäytynyt

Varautunut, Sivustaseuraaja, Koominen, Musta, Outo

Ruokailla, Taide & Käsityöt, Musiikki, Tv, Elokuvat, Kokkaus

Kavereiden kanssa hengailu, Kotona oleskelu, Uusien asioiden kokeilu, Elokuvat, Nukkuminen, Juominen, Pukeutumisleikit, Tv

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Peikko, Roisi, Hassu

Muu

Enjoy it.

Älykäs, Kuiva / Sarkastinen, Roisi, Sadistinen

Sarjakuvat, Elokuvat

Toiminta, Scifi, Komedia, Perhe, Animaatio, Kauhu, Trilleri, Olen näyttelijä, Aikuinen

Country musiikki, Rap musiikki, Rock musiikki, Metalli, Klassinen, Imurin äänet, Blues musiikki, New age musiikki, Soul musiikki, Folk musiikki, Punk musiikki

Koominen, Fantasia, Kaunokirjallisuus, Historia, Kauhu, Huumori, Neuvoa antavat, Mysteeri, Filosofia, Runous, Satiiri, Scifi, Tekninen, Eroottinen, Yliluonnollinen

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Nokkela, Flirttaileva, Kummallisuus, Huumori, Hyvä ulkonäkö, Viisaus

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Kaveri, Intiimi, Sitoutunut