Rob

Engelska

Professional Chef, slightly autistic and extremely "socially dyslexic." I have a broad skill set and far too many hobbies, hindered by the curse of rarely having the amount of free time I want for my projects, and I'm sure being a workaholic doesn't help either.

I also have a Master's degree in Murphy's Law, and have earned the nickname, "Robstradamus," for my uncanny ability to predict the future so long as it's the worst possible outcome and somehow involves me.

I'd say that my best quality is my blunt honesty, especially when those opinions are invoked by my cynicism. I actually quite enjoy repeating what I've said behind someone's back to their face. But, I try not to take anything too seriously, so even if my jokes are poorly timed and inappropriate, they usually still elicit some kind of laughter. Fortunately, it works exceptionally well for deescalating tense situations and arguments.

However, I often have trouble connecting with people on a deeper level mostly because I tend to get stuck in my head and miss a lot of social cues, (which is why I consider myself to truly be a hopeless romantic.) So, even though I despise online dating, it's really the only effective means of being able to get to know people outside of work, especially considering that I am absolute shit at flirting.

All that being said, I still want to believe that soulmates are a real thing. I want to find my shield maiden, so to speak. Somebody who can keep up with my erratic thought train, is strong-willed and at least as weird as me. I like the concept of FLR's, but I need a relationship that allows for either of us to wear the pants. And I mean that both literally and figuratively, hahaha!

Kräftan

Smal

189 cm

Bruna

Kaukasisk

Aldrig varit gift

Nej

Ja

Leende

Hål… Men bara i öronen, Strategiskt placerad tatuering, Synlig tatuering

Mörkbrunt

Hund

Nej

Vissa universitetsstudier

Heltid

Mat / Catering

Chef

Mellan 450 000 och 600 000 kronor

Med husdjur

Vänner hälsar på då och då

Ja - ofta

Ja - feströker

Den utstötta

Reserverad, Uppmärksam, Komiker, Mörk, Konstig

Middag, Konst & Hantverk, Musik, TV , Filmer, Matlagning

Umgås med vänner, Stanna hemma, Prova nya saker, Bio, Sover, Att dricka, Leka maskerad, TV

Anything relaxed

Robbing a bank

Ett troll, Oanständig, Tramsig

Annat

Enjoy it.

Klok, Torr / Sarkastisk, Oanständig, Sadistisk

Tecknat, Filmer

Action, Science Fiction, Komedier, Familj, Tecknat, Skräck, Thriller, Jag är filmskådespelare, Vuxen

Country, Rap, Rock, Hårdrock, Klassisk, Dammsugarljud, Blues, New Age, Soul, Folkmusik, Punk

Komik, Fantasy, Fiktion, Historia, Skräck, Humor, Instruerande, Mystery, Filiosofi, Poesi, Satir, Science Fiction, Teknisk, Erotik, Övernaturlig

Whatever includes laughter and as little actual work as possible.

Kvickhet, Flirtighet, Egendomligheter, Humor, Snygga drag, Intelligens

An old soul who can tolerate my quirks.

Vän, Intimt, Hängivenhet